A Life for Sale?
“Hi there, my name is Ian Usher, and I have had enough of my life! I don't want it any more! You can have it if you like!”
Hmm, another one of a kind. A guy in the name of Ian Usher has decided to sell his entire life on Ebay after a failed marriage.
Ian Usher, a Brit who currently lives in Perth, Australia placed on Internet auction his three bedroom house, all his furniture, his job, even his friends are part of the deal.
Ian Usher sells his entire life after his wife of 12 years left him. This bid started last Sunday, June 22 and will end on June 29. He’s hoping to raise-up A$500,000 to start a new life as a toady of whomever who’d like to buy him off. And currently he has attracted 66 bids, with A$399,300 being the highest bid. This one big auction is now attracting thousands of users to his website. Not a bad idea getting web traffic.
As I’m putting this to writing, bidders still have 15 hours, 42 minutes and 22 seconds left to bid for his life.
He looks pretty good and fit. This 32 year old man comes with a jetski, a three bedroom house, a car, and a sensitive heart. He’s so sensitive that he’s willing to open his heart out to you and tell his entire autobiography, romantic story and the name and address of the woman who broke his heart for one-time payment of A$2.95.
The House (Price: A$420,000)
Jetski. (Price: Around $1,136)
Car. (Price: Around $4,000)
Ian Usher: (Price: )
I like this guy. I really do.
Hmm, by the way, this is not the first time someone has tried selling his dignity and entire self in Ebay. A guy named Adam Burtle also tried to sell his soul on Ebay last 2001. But poor guy fetched only $400 dollar for the bid. Ebay had to call it off.
Usher seems to be in mint condition with only minor head scratches.